the-best-of-funny:

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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(Source: lindsaylohoean)

the-best-of-funny:

timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up

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the-best-of-funny:

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

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My transformation into the three day weekend

the-best-of-funny:

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

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My transformation into the three day weekend

(Source: thelandofwtf)

peterfromtexas:

Breakfast around the world

Want some Morocco right now

(Source: sanziene)

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